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Forum - The 2atoms discussion board.

Contact - Get in touch with 2atoms.

Exit - Leaving already?

Feedback - A selection of the messages we receive here at 2atoms.

Help / FAQ - Got any questions?

Links - Massive collection of quality sites worth a visit split into several sections. Link partners - your links are here.

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Search - Powered by Google, indexed monthly.

Site Map - Every area, section, page and article on 2atoms listed.

Trade Links - Increase traffic to your site - trade links with 2atoms!

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Cartoons - 2atoms' completely original series of irreverent and sometimes even funny cartoons, fresh every Friday!

Interviews - 2atoms Speaks. Satirical interviews with the world's shakers, makers, breakers and fakers. Blair and Bush, Ferguson, Jim Morrison.

It Came Through My Letterbox - Reviews of crap that lands on our doormat.

Lil' Miss Information - Our resident thick office cow reckons she knows it all. And who are we to argue? Subjects include football and the Internet.

Movie Clips - Video funnies.

Pictures and Animation - Some light entertainment scooped from the Net.

Sammy B's Interweb - Mr Bin Laden has something to show us...

SoundBytes - Audio amusement. Stupid sound files. Prank calls, fake ads. Including the infamous, Heathrow Announcements.

Worst of the Web - 2atoms turns over the rotten carcass of the Net and pokes at the manky innards within. Bad websites.

April Fool - Why bother?

Drug Emulators - Some offline fun including alcohol, ecstasy and LSD.

Holzenkekse - A new, delicious, healthy snack!

Iraq is a big lump of cheese - Announces the US military...

Kandahar Biscuit Syndrome - 2atoms takes a look at a malady previously ignored by medical science.

Pavel Srneck - Is a funny crazy guy. He likes lady, picture, Internet. Crazy. He comes from Eastern Europe. We like him.


Ancient Mysteries -  A brand new series of articles by Nici, looking at ancient technology that confounds archaeologists and historians.

Eyewitness Accounts - True tales of the extra-ordinary, 1st hand reports.

Bob Rickard Interview - Is the world getting weirder? An Interview with Fortean Times Editor Bob Rickard (in Audio and Text).

Weird Forum - Discuss all things weird and wonderful here!

World of 2atoms - Hyperbolic Tedium Transfer Protocol provides Gaussian interlude? An evolving mystery.


Arcade Top 10 - 2atoms' all-time favourite arcade games. Full reviews, screenshots and graphics.

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
A massive preview of Shigeru Miyamoto's latest masterpiece.

Magic: The Gathering - Several articles on Richard Garfield's immensely popular Collectable Card Game:

What Is Magic: The Gathering
An overview of the game (1998).

Magic: The Gathering Manalink
A review of Microprose's  ill-fated attempt at an online Magic game from (1997).

Magic Online Tricks of the Trade
How to survive in the online jungle, trading hints and tips.

Magic: The Gathering Wallpaper - Desktop backgrounds in JPG format.

Magic: The Gathering Card Pricelist
A price guide of seven recent Magic expansion sets.

Nintendo News - All the latest on GameCube, GameBoy Advance and more.

Software - Reviews and online utilities.

Virtual Arcade - Dozens of the best Shockwave games on the Net. Including the classics: Pacman, Tetris, Frogger, Missile Command and Bomb bin Laden.

Classic Game Links  - Over 100 classic gaming sites listed in our MASSIVE links section.

Gameware Archives

3D Graphics Roundup - Reviewed: Graphics cards from Matrox and ATI (1998).

BluRay - Notes and thoughts on the successor to DVD. An optical disc format with a capacity of 27GB (2002).

Consoles - Sony, Nintendo and now Microsoft get all Next Gen (2002).

Gaming News - Games-related news snippets. (2002)

Emulators - Classic gameware resurrected (1998).


Arsenal Football Club - All things Arsenal. Featuring Ruud van Nistelrooy and his equine countenance. Match reports and pictures of Arsenal's 1998 Premiership and FA Cup double.

Biggleswade Art Review - Several examples of inspiring art right on our doorstep.

Gallery - Original artwork, sketches, photos from Nici and Tony.

Snaps: Latest Photographs - A place where we upload various digicam snaps.

Neighbours - Infamy for our nearest but not dearest. Including Harry and the Biggleswade Burglar.

News - All our latest goings-on and thoughts.

Pets - Burgeoning Bestiary of Bygone Beasties. Including Chickens the Cat and Quincy Falfaboi Poopas, our feisty guinea pig. Except he's not bygone. Erm...

Visits - Out and about with friends and family.

About Us - Biog's of Tony, Nici and now Alan.

Brighton - It's by the sea and we (used to) live there.

Early Days - When 2atoms was called Insomnia, and we liked frames, oh God yes we loved frames.

Personal Web Server - Tone web server status.

Relaunch - 3atoms is dead, long live 2atoms! FeaturePrice you smell!

Webcam and Chat Room - Us live. By invitation only ;)