Scene: A shop somewhere in the mountains. It's made out of logs and shit. The shopkeepers got one of them lumberjacks shirts on - you know, the red and black ones. He's got a beard. And a dog. And probably some dead animals and crap on the wall. A customer stands the other side of a wooden counter from him as he hands over a package.

" There you go sir, enjoy your purchase. "

The customer smiles and moves towards the door.

" Oh just one more thing sir. " The shopkeeper calls after him. " If you're interested, we also have a website!?"

The customer pauses and looks back. " Oh yes? "

" Yes, it's double-you double-you double-you dot modest apparel christian clothing lydia of..."

Sound of footsteps, a door slamming and a car engine roaring into life...

" ...purple dresses custom sewing dot com! "

The shopkeeper sighs deeply and wonders why he never, ever, ever sells anything via his website.

16th May 2005 (c) A.C 2atoms.com