Scene: A shop somewhere in the mountains. It's made out of logs and shit. The shopkeepers got one of them lumberjacks shirts on - you know, the red and black ones. He's got a beard. And a dog. And probably some dead animals and crap on the wall. A customer stands the other side of a wooden counter from him as he hands over a package.
" There you go sir, enjoy your purchase. "
The customer smiles and moves towards the door.
" Oh just one more thing sir. " The shopkeeper calls after him. " If you're interested, we also have a website!?"
The customer pauses and looks back. " Oh yes? "
" Yes, it's double-you double-you double-you dot modest apparel christian clothing lydia of..."
Sound of footsteps, a door slamming and a car engine roaring into life...
" ...purple dresses custom sewing dot com! "
The shopkeeper sighs deeply and wonders why he never, ever, ever sells anything via his website.
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