Peter Pan's Home Page

27th January 2003

This is Peter. Peter Pan. Yes I know what you're thinking - 'Wasn't he a little er, smaller? And not so goofy looking? Oh yeah, and not gay?' This site is run by one, Randy Constan. That's actually his real name would you believe? This site has many, many cringe worthy moments but truly the jewel in the tiara is the fecking god-awful midi rendition of 'When You Wish Upon A Star' playing in the background of the home page which is impossible to navigate away from for more than 2 clicks. Well anyway, what can I say. If you want to see a 49 year old fool in green tights fly, powered by nothing other than his own coyness, walk this way (no not that way), this way: Peter Pan's Home Page.