|Bogus Name They Gave||What Was Read Out (MP3)|
|Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed||I hate this f*cking job, and I will be fired|
|Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie||I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody|
|Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest||I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed|
|Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet||Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a sh*t|
|Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted||My colleague just farted, and left the room, the b*stard|
|Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee||Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea|
Chikity China - Not too sure where this is from, but it's basically some bloke calling up Chinese restaurants and asking for, well, Chikity China the Chinese Chicken (MP3 / 900K).
This site is now about 4 years old but still tickles the old comedic g-spot. It chronicles in audio alone, the story of a bloke who, quite out of the blue, started receiving phone calls from some crazy drunk guy and just decided to tape them for fun. The site is still up so I cannot include the audio files here, I'll just give you a link: Crazy Drunk Guy (external link / opens new window).
Margaret Chronicles - " You should never have left me alone. Margaret." (MP3 / 345K). This file (c) A. C 2001, recorded for Insomnia.
Stevens and Cox - Ever got absolutely nowhere with a phone conversation and wanted to wring the fecking life out of the idiot on the other end of the line? Of course you have. We have too. (MP3 / 175K). This file (c) A. C 2001, recorded for Insomnia.
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