Holzenkekse - Nieuw! New from the makers of "Nuts the Wooden Fruit" comes this wonderfully delicious yet healthy snack.
Holzenkekse (Literally "Wooden Biscuits" are the Number One selling brand of Snack Bar in the Benelux countries! With no fancy flavourings, no teeth-rotting and no colourings, Holzenkekse are the perfect mid-morning munch for the health conscious worker. Over 99% fibre guarantees that there will be no traffic jams in your colon tomorrow morning!
Try a Holzenkekse today! Your body will say Danke Schoen!
From 2atoms Industries (2atoms.com)
Hi It's me here. Tony, the bloke who wrote all of this, mostly in 2003.Yes, I apologise. It's 2017 now and I've decided to do a director's commentary on 2atoms.com. Just like a DVD. Except you can't switch it off, sorry. I'm not totally sure what I was on when I made this. I could...hazard a guess but let's stay family friendly eh? Bollocks OK I was clearly off my nut if you must know.