Fun Downloads.
Well, we mean crap downloads

Next time the IT guy says the server is down, just ask yourself how high it was to start with...

Hey kids! Ask any internet supremo what the 2 biggest threats to western society are and he'll tell you: emulators and drugs. And hey - who are we to disagree? So here you are then, 3 drug emulators:

All of these files are zipped, so download them, open up the file and double-click on the EXE file inside. These are all virus free, so if your PC spazzes up, it's not our fault, it's probably just old or something.

2017 Tony says: also, this stuff is old. I guess if they still work any virus scanner from the last 14 years should do the trick. Not that I've ever had any issues with...404 excuse not found. OK listen to this, I just ran the LSD one. No virii but it's shit, OK? Like it wouldn't even have amused you in 2003. I mean it.